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Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Son of God



   
Year:  2014
 
Filming:  Color

Length:  138 minutes

Genre:  Christian/Drama/Inspirational

Maturity:  PG-13 (for intense thematic elements)

Cast:  Diogo Morgado (Jesus), Roma Downey (Mary), Amber Rose Revah (Mary Magdalene) Darwin Shaw (Peter), Sebastian Knapp (John), Greg Hicks (Pontius Pilate), Louise Delamere (Claudia), Adrian Schiller (Caiaphas), Matthew Gravelle (Thomas), Joe Wredden (Judas)
         
Director:  Christopher Spencer

Personal Rating:  3 Stars

***
   
     I had my reservations when I first saw the cover picture for Son of God. The guy playing Jesus looked much too hip, and too, well…some goo-goo-eyed girls would say “sexy.” I am not among that group, but the queer smirk, greasy hair, and furrowed brow is quite stereotypical of the type said to be so. Anyway, I figured it was only a matter of time before I would have to watch it and give my review of it, so I finally did. While I certainly endorse the spirit of the production and applaud some of its efforts to bring an original portrayal of The Greatest Story Ever Told to modern audiences, the feel is sometimes down-right cartoonish and incongruent with the image of Jesus and his ministry as portrayed in the Gospels.

    The story opens with St. John the Evangelist reflecting on the story of Salvation and his own time spent with Jesus Christ. We get to see some flash-backs of memorable moments in the Old Testament, including Adam being formed out of the earth (he’s plastered in dirt, as a matter of fact…kind of icky…), Eve taking a bite out of the forbidden plum (yes, plum…or date…or something!), Noah in the ark weathering the storm (CGI to the max), Moses parting the Red Sea (looks like the compu-water from Noah’s flood), and Samson swinging around a donkey jaw (gosh…wouldn’t want to mess with him in a contract squabble!).

    Then we finally get to the heart of the story: the Birth of Christ. After a brief stop with the Wise Men at the stable-cave (I though they showed up two years later, when they were in a house?), we take a major leap forward in time, and meet a certain fisherman named Simon…who happens to be Cockney. A now fully-grown Jesus, played by Diogo Morgado, wades out to meet him in his fishing boat, and performs the miracle of filling his fishing nets. Inspired by this stranger’s charisma and ability to control nature, he agrees to answer his call to “change the world”.

     Picking up more followers along the way, including John and Mary Magdalene, Christ travels across Judea, preaching about the Kingdom of God, healing the sick, performing various other miracles, and angering the Jewish Sanhedrin by calling them out on their hypocrisies. At the same time, he disappoints those zealots who want to rise up and cast out the Romans from Israel, preaching that they should instead “turn the other cheek.” Among those disillusioned is one of the twelve apostles, Judas Iscariot, who finds himself trapped in an inner battle about how best to proceed.

     Ultimately, the Jewish authorities convince Judas that he would be doing everyone a service if Christ was brought before them, ostensibly “just to talk.” It’s supposed to be a quiet, undercover affair. As it turns out, things don’t quite work out that way, and when the guards come to arrest Christ after Judas identifies him with a traitorous kiss, a melee breaks out (no seriously…St. Peter becomes the Avenger, with super-powers to knock out five guards and hack off that guys ear with super-sword…yes, over-the-top…). Then he is dragged away to be tried in the dead of night by the Sanhedrin for blasphemy. The next day, he is brought before the Roman governor Pontius Pilate, and the most vital events in World History unfold.

     First, I will say on a positive note that Son of God, which is a portion of The Bible TV Series, has reached an amazing spectrum of viewers who previously knew next to nothing about The Bible and the Story of Christ. It ran of British Public TV, moreover, which a veritable anomaly in a country that is becoming more and more hostile to public displays of Christian belief. The results have been quite extraordinary, and have shown that these stories have not lost any of their power over the generations, but continue to resonate strongly as a quintessential synthesis of the human experience. It is a story that even the hardest skeptics once or twice in their lives wished were true.

    As the producer pointed out, there is something about his retelling that has struck a chord with modern audiences. By updating the retelling to focus on a charismatic teacher who set out to change the world, it took many by surprise and helped them approach the story in a new way. But unfortunately, as I assumed, trying to modernize the story also sapped it of much of its historical realism. The attitude of the characters are far too 21st century, and their accents were just a tad too British! Now, I have loads of respect for some British actors, especially old-time ones like Richard Burton, Jean Simmons, Laurence Oliver, James Mason, etc. But they used a traditional Shakespearian approach that lent itself to period pieces without seeming awkward or out-of-place.

    I could never completely reconcile myself with the portrayal of Jesus. Diogo Morgado seemed to be too much of a hipster, too full of himself, and occasionally struck me as an out-and-out punk. The scene where he meets Simon Peter and wades out to his boat, basically forcing him to take him on board, just seemed sort of annoying. Also, Scriptural dialogue is altered and modernized at will, so when Simon asks what Christ’s mission is, He says (in a rather cheesy manner), “To change the world!” Of course, Christ did change the world, but it just seemed so generic, like something you’d see on one of those Dollar General inspirational posters.

    In their effort to make Jesus more accessible, the producers also tended to water-down the dramatic effect of his words and statements and mesh them with other sequences that don’t fit right together. One particularly anti-climatic adjustment is when Jesus makes the prophecy about the destruction of the Temple...while playfully poking a little girl in the belly! We know “Jesus loves the little children”, but instead of giving that reality its own scene, they tried to blend with a totally different and deeply serious topic, which seemed totally out of place. Also, when Christ turns over the tables in the temple, he seems to be only mildly ticked off, not filled with the zeal for His Father’s House that gives way to Righteous Anger.

    There is a concentrated effort to boost the roles of women in the story of Christ, particularly Mary Magdalene, portrayed by Amber Rose Revah. Unfortunately, this often comes off as a clumsy push of the feminist agenda, as she is ever-present with the apostles, at every miracle, in every fishing boat, almost as “one-of-the-guys”. I wouldn’t have minded a little bit of “extra presence” for Mary…but she was popping up everywhere, and it was getting rather annoying! This is only coupled by the excessive CGI employed to make the miracles seem more miraculous…or in my opinion, more fake! I have always believed that an encounter with the Divine, with the truly miraculous, would be “realer than real”, not cheaply sensational. It’s just the same as saints being the most realistic sort of people.
    
    This Bible movie feels the need to repeat the rather tired “evil Roman” mantra, using villain music every time a red-cloaked soldier or imperial eagle comes into view. Now, I’m sure being conquered by the Romans was no picnic, but they actually did a lot of really beneficial things for the world, and their conquered provinces, too! Furthermore, I will add that the Israelites themselves were no strangers to conquering land by force of arms themselves…in fact, they had a history of wiping people out as opposed to merely subjecting them! Whether or not God told them to do so is still a major debate among theological scholars; but coming from a Natural Law perspective, I personally believe otherwise.

    Pontius Pilate is depicted very darkly in this version, as opposed to the traditional, fairly sympathetic portrayals of other films. Granted, he was a soldier’s soldier, and could be quite brutal in the interests of maintaining Pax Romana, but he also seemed to be a man of at least some degree of sincerity did not want to have the blood of an innocent man on his hands. In this film, they seemed hesitant to give the guy any slack at all. In fact, they put him into the literary villain position several times.
   
     For example, Pontius Pilate and his entourage are shown traveling down the road, they come across an Israelite who’s blocking the road with his broken cart. Some Roman soldiers come and push it out of the way, but the owner of the cart protests that “it isn’t fixed yet”, and get into a struggle with them. Evidently there’s this kid sitting in the back of the cart that fails to get off, and when the soldiers thrust the cart into a ditch, he gets crunched.  My first thought was did the guy with the broken cart literally think the Imperial Governor to wait for him to get this thing fixed? Second, why didn’t the kid climb off the cart when the soldiers and his father started struggling? The thing is that this seemed to me to be a re-run of the sequence in A Tale of Two Cities when the aristocrat runs over the kid in the streets of Paris to prove how rotten he is.

      I will admit there are a few interesting elaborations made, such as Christ picking up a stone and hovering it overhead before offering it to the crowd when the woman was brought before him accused on adultery. It was a dramatic expression of the fact that really only Christ was the one without sin, who had the right to pick up the stone, but he refrained from throwing it. There were also some unique cuts and overlays done in this production. For example, at the same time Christ is shown praying at Gethsemane, the scribes are shown offering up incense in a pre-Paschal ceremony and Pilate and Claudia are shown praying to their ancestors. Just one slight problem…isn’t praying to one’s ancestors a practice of the Shintoism of China, not the polytheism of Rome?

      The best section of the movie was definitely between the Last Supper and the Crucifixion. For a little while, I managed to forget the previous hour of pain and found myself engrossed by the Passion narrative. Part of this was because the actor playing Christ spoke less and let the story itself undergird his acting style. The other part is just that the story itself is so powerful it stands alone as impactful. I find it interesting how Christ is shown as embracing Peter when he said he would never deny him, temporarily believing it, but then experienced the revelation into the future, and says very painfully that he would indeed, three times.

    The torturous scourging and crucifixion are portrayed with a sense of brutal reality, but not undue gore. I thought it was interesting how the Pharisees were shown to block out the supporters of Jesus from intermingling with the crowd who called for Barabbas. The Virgin Mary, Mary Magdalene, and John all cry out in favor of Christ, but behind locked gates. Roma Downey gives a very moving portrayal of the Blessed Virgin Mary, who meets her Son as he falls beneath his cross, and tries to help him lift it up. Later, she cradles his dead body in her arms. She has such a deeply anguished expression, and she became for me the most sympathetic figure in the film.
   
    Son of God is certainly not on my top-ten list of Biblical dramas (I’m a strident oldie fan-girl, as you all must know by now!), but if it can reach a given audience and inspire them to delve more deeply into the real story of Jesus Christ, more power to it. Let’s just hope it doesn’t confuse a whole generation with regards to a time-sensitive-perception of a hipster Rabbi as opposed to the Timeless Son of God in the fusion of His Divinity and Humanity. There are doubtless mixed responses and reactions from all quarters. Still, Christopher Spencer definitely deserves a capital E for Effort.
Jesus (Diogo Morgado) takes part in the Last Supper before His Passioin



Sunday, February 22, 2015

Snow White and the Huntsman


 
Year:  2012

Filming:  Color

Length:  127 minutes

Genre:  Drama/Adventure/Fantasy

Maturity:  PG-13 (for intense themes, scary images, and fantasy violence)

Cast:  Kristen Stewart (Snow White), Chris Hemsworth (the Huntsman), Charlize Theron (Ravenna), Sam Claflin (Prince William), Sam Spruell (Finn), Ian McShane (Beith), Bob Hoskins (Muir), Ray Winstone (Gort), Nick Frost (Nion), Eddie Marsan (Duir), Toby Jones (Coll), Johnny Harris (Quert), Brian Gleeson (Gus)
         
Director:  Rupert Sanders

Personal Rating:  2 Stars

***

   
    Fantasy films are admittedly hard to make. The real challenge is making them different yet the same as our own world, employing both originality and realism to achieve visual marvels and emotional intensity. Sadly, all too frequently the results of these efforts fall short of the goal. The temptation to splurge on CGI creatures and special effects often proves too powerful to be resisted by the studio geeks, and the story falls into a disjointed disarray. This is especially the case when trying to modernize a classic legend or fairy-tale. Such is the case with Snow White and the Huntsman.

     Once upon a time, in an unidentified yet very scenic kingdom there dwells a beautiful queen who pricks her finger on a rose and seeing the blood against the snow, decides that if her infant daughter has pale skin and red lips, she will name her Snow White. (Yeah, kind of a macabre origin of the name, but anyway…). Such is the case, and little Snow grows up a happy and mischievous child, spending her days with her best friend, Prince William from a neighboring kingdom.

   Unfortunately for all, things take a turn for the worse when Snow White’s mother dies and her father becomes enraptured by a mysterious yet dazzling woman captured in battle with an army of glass soldiers…yeah, it’s a tad complex. Anyway, before you can say “really bad move”, the king marries her, and is subsequently stabbed by her on their marriage night! Then, lickety-split, she takes over his kingdom, wipes out most of the inhabitants, and imprisons his young daughter in a high tower for many years.

    When Snow White has blossomed into a beautiful young woman, she is perceived as a threat to Ravenna’s power, and it is ordered that her heart should be cut out. Oh, by the way, the evil queen has figured out a way to preserve her beauty beyond her years…basically, she sucks the life out of beautiful young women, or else has them disfigure their faces. Yeah, charming lady. But Snow manages to escape her tower prison and takes shelter in the woods. But Ravenna is not about to let her escape, and sends a disgruntled huntsman to track her down. But instead, her befriends the girl and teaches her to defend herself.

    Snow and the Huntsman also make pals with a bunch of Cockney dwarves (yes, I said Cockney) who realize Snow White is destined to fulfill a prophecy to save the kingdom and agree to help her on her quest.  Meanwhile, in another part of town, a grown Prince William is trying to make his mark on society by becoming a Robin-Hood-esque figure, shooting arrows in a hood in the forest, and harassing Ravenna’s henchmen. Ultimately, he and Snow and Co. meet up…only to come up against an interesting hurdle in the form of the shape-shifting Ravenna who disguises herself as William and entices Snow White to eat a poisoned apple! (Sound vaguely familiar now?) But never fear…Huntsman’s here! Oh, what a smooch can do…

    Snow White and the Huntsman could have been much better than it was. But sadly, it was lack-luster on multiple levels, mainly because the methodology of the whole production was off-base. How many times do I have to tell these Hollywooders that gutting classic tales but tenaciously clinging to the brand-name-titles just doesn’t work? I understand that the Brothers Grimm were pretty true to their names, so perhaps this variant is closer to the original mood as opposed to the Disney reboot. But it doesn’t feel original at all. This particular production is an alphabet soup of other films and stories, including Narnia, The Lord of the Rings, Joan of Arc, The Hunger Games, etc. etc.

    The acting was so-so, with telegraphed dialogue running throughout. Kristen Stewart sort of strikes me the same way as Keira Knightley, and it’s hard for me to take either one seriously in a period piece. To make up for that I will admit that the scenery was pretty impressive, as the majority of the picture was shot on location in England. Part of me wonders if perhaps Germany would have been more appropriate given the origins of the original tale, but it had the right feel overall. The costuming was fairly good as well. Also, the music score is quite epic, especially accompanying Snow White’s inspirational speech and the grand charge of the knights on horseback.

    There were a few innovative visuals, including the mystical white stag that blesses Snow White. Also, the way the mirror spills out in a molten liquid and takes the form of a hooded figure when the queen summons it is unique. There is a sense of spiritual power giving meaning to the plot. Snow White is shown reciting the Lord’s Prayer in her prison cell, and it is emphasized that her purity of heart is the key to overturning evil and fulfilling the prophecy. The Huntsman comments, after her death, that she will no doubt be a queen in Heaven even if she could not be one on earth.

    The downfall of Ravenna is based on her false assumption that beauty is the gateway to power and power to a meaningful life. She uses her dark magic to suck the life out of beautiful women, and becomes the symbol of death itself, donning herself in dresses decorated with beetle shells and skulls. She thinks that by possessing the heart of Snow White, she will put an end to this threat to her supremacy. But in the end, she cannot conquer the spirit of Snow White nor the love that restores her to life.

   Despite these moments of grace, the plot itself was awkwardly constructed, with multitudinous loose ends and concepts that are never properly fleshed out. For example, the love triangle between Snow White, the prince, and the huntsman drags on drearily but is left unresolved by the end of the movie. Also, there is a plot glitch with regards to how the evil queen finally meets her Waterloo. Hasn’t it already been established that she cannot be killed with a knife? I mean, isn’t that why there was that whole scene in which the guy tried to stab her, and she just pulled the blade, unharmed? But then Snow White does her in, using the very same method!

    Furthermore, after Snow returns to life, she makes a rousing speech saying that through her death, she has been shown the method by which the queen can be killed, which indicated it was something extra special. This sounds a lot like Gandalf the Grey from The Lord of the Rings, who dies and returns to life as Gandalf the White with enhanced powers to combat the forces of darkness. But there was never any follow through on the part of Snow, who uses no new methods of overcoming Ravenna. I will admit, for all the inconsistency, her hype-up speech after returning to life was probably the best part of the film.

   Ravenna herself was too gruesome for my tastes. There were some scenes I just had to fast-forward, like some of the life-sucking sequences, and when she bathes in that oily substance for her really obtuse beauty treatments. I mean, I know she’s supposed to be evil and all, but I think this depiction went over-the-top in its efforts to be disturbing and creepy. Also, we must wonder what exactly her relationship is with her brother. I mean it’s obvious he’s as blood-curdling as his sweet sis, but there are times when it seems he might actually be having an affair with her! But then again, he does try to make advances on Snow White…maybe he just can’t make up his warped mind?!


     Snow White as a Warrior Queen is unnecessary, and terribly old hat. Joan of Arc imitations are plentiful enough, from Turiel in The Hobbit to Guinivere in King Arthur to Marian in Robin Hood – as if the only useful things these ladies can do is wield a sword! Eowyn, Mulan, and Katniss are the only three femme fatales who manage to do their warrior thing with some originality and even style. The others are just trying to push a tired agenda about woman being as good at warfare as men. Frankly, I personally don’t think girls should be put in combat zones. Unless absolutely necessary in a one-off moment (as with some of the gals above), let the big tough dudes knock themselves silly. We can still use our wits or orchestrate stuff and patch them up after they return from the stramash! I think those are pretty important positions we ladies, don’t you?

    The monsters and special effects were pretty silly. Like, the rock-monster-thing Snow and the Huntsman battle after getting out of the woods was pretty much up to par with the rock-monster-things in Noah…and don’t even get me started on those! We’ll save it for another post! Also, the glass army didn’t make much sense, and seemed pretty silly, like a vain attempt to reproduce the fright of the skeleton army from Jason and the Argonauts and later The Lord of the Rings. It was all a general hodge-podge.

    Snow White and the Huntsman was cracked up to be more than it was. Instead of taking its place side-by-side with Tolien-esque high fantasy, the plot had the depth of a TV movie, and a very convoluted one at that. As with King Arthur, Robin Hood, and Biblical figures, this modern reboot of Snow White was pretty much up a creek as soon as it launched on its maiden voyage. However, I will admit there were a few rays of light in the darkness, mainly the on-location shooting, music score, and message that true beauty is always found within…and love penetrates all, even the depth of death.
   


Snow White (Kristen Stewart) and the Huntsman (Chris Hemsworth) rough-it-up in the woods